Ah, April Fools’—the one day of the year when tech companies bring out their wildest inventions, and this year, Nothing is here to lead the pack with the Ear 3.5mm. Yes, you heard that right! These snazzy earbuds bring you the retro charm of a cable long enough to join a Zoom call from your neighbor’s yard.
Imagine jamming to your favorite tracks while tripping over your cat (or your own feet) as you navigate the glorious 164-foot cable. Truly, Nothing has taken ‘wired’ to a whole new level! You get the pristine sound of wired audio without sacrificing the ability to *stretch* your legs.
Of course, they never announced a price, probably because they knew you’d need to sell a kidney to afford such beautifully inconvenient tech. But let’s be real—this is the perfect prank for a tech-loving friend who *really* needs those sweet audiophile vibes.
So, are you ready to ditch the technology that actually makes life easier in favor of a hefty tether? Or is this April Fools’ banana peel too slippery to step on? Let us know in the comments below!
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