Dexter Langford
Dexter Langford

Let’s face it: wallets are the new Swiss Army knives. If you’re the kind of person who enjoys having every possible tool at your fingertips—from a bottle opener to a nail file—prepare to make room for the Hancept Zero MK2, the ultimate folding credit card pen that screams ‘over-engineering’ in style.

When you first behold this beauty, it appears to be as flat as your high school gym teacher’s personality. At just two millimeters thick, it squeezes into your wallet like the last slice of pizza at a party—no one wants to let it go. Made from aluminum and stainless steel (because plastic is so last decade), this pen rolls and folds its way into a hexagonal shape when duty calls. Talk about a pen that knows how to party!

You can snag this masterpiece on Kickstarter for the low, low price of $169—if you’re an early bird. The retail price is expected to hover around a whopping $270. So, is it worth it? Well, if you’ve coveted every single gadget on your Pinterest board, the answer is a resounding yes!

In a world where the mundane is often celebrated, let’s not underestimate this magnificent pen. After all, who wouldn’t want to whip out a cutting-edge pen the size of a credit card? It’s like carrying a piece of futuristic tech in your back pocket, ready to jot down your next million-dollar idea (or grocery list).

So, will you make room for this over-designed gem? Or will you stick to your trusty old BIC? Either way, one thing is for sure: this pen is here to crush the competition—and probably your wallet along the way!


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