Category: Technology


  • How to Nab an Nvidia RTX 5080 or RTX 5090โ€”Without Selling Your Kidney

    So, you want an Nvidia RTX 5080 or RTX 5090, huh? Well, good luck, because snagging one from a food truck isnโ€™t as simple as ordering a taco. Nvidiaโ€™s latest GPU launch has become the stuff of legendsโ€”think ancient myths but with fewer satyrs and more disgruntled gamers. Weโ€™re talking about what some are calling…

  • Skydio: The Little Drone Company That Couldnโ€™t Quite Take Off

    So, hereโ€™s a fun tidbit to ponder: after a whole decade of making drones, Skydio has shipped fewer than 50,000 of them. Thatโ€™s right! Skydio, the tech company that promised self-flying wonders, seems to be celebrating some serious *drone envy* next to their competition. According to Bloomberg Businessweek, theyโ€™ve produced *around* 45,000 drones. Kiersten Bagley,…

  • Google’s $28 Million Oopsie: A Costly Lesson in Discrimination

    Google is about to fork over $28 million to settle a discrimination lawsuit that claims they played favorites in the workplace, allegedly giving better pay and career boosts to white and Asian employees. Talk about a scandal, right? The caseโ€”filed in 2021โ€”has turned into a full-blown class action involving over 6,600 workers who clocked in…

  • Capitalism: At the Crossroads of Convenience and Chaos

    So here we are, entering the brave new world where you can buy your groceries on an installments plan thanks to DoorDash and Klarna. Picture this: youโ€™re hungrily scrolling through your phone, contemplating the existential crisis of whether to have pizza or sushiโ€”and BAM! You can now split the cost over months. Sounds convenient, right?…

  • Stop! Put Down That Power Bankโ€”It Might Just Flame Out!

    Alright, folks, let’s talk about something that could literally sizzle your eyebrows offโ€”recalled wireless power banks! Velvet Caviar has decided to throw a wrench in our charging routine with a recall of their trendy MagSafe Battery Packs. Yes, you heard me right; about 89,500 of these gems are at risk of overheating and igniting like…

  • Elon Musk and the Tesla Tornado: A Brand Crisis in the Fast Lane

    Buckle up, folks! Teslaโ€™s cruising straight into a brand tornado crisis, and itโ€™s shaping up to be a wild ride. According to Wall Street analyst Dan Ives from Wedbush, our dear friend Elon Musk might need to dial back the Dogecoin antics and refocus. In his latest note, Ives urged Musk to consider that the…