If you thought beauty couldn’t be brutal, meet the Cleaver—a keyboard so starkly magnificent it might just make your other tech gear feel self-conscious.
Forget flimsy plastic; the Cleaver is machined from a single block of aluminum, exuding a weight and presence that screams, “Sorry, I can’t hear you over how solid I am!” This isn’t just a keyboard; it’s a statement piece for your desk and a tool that could probably hold its own in an arm wrestling match.
This sleek keyboard features Hall effect switches, which, spoiler alert, feel smoother than a butter slide on a summer day. Plus, the swappable aluminum keycaps are perforated, letting that lovely LED backlighting shine through, giving it a glow that is perfect for dark corner offices or late-night Netflix marathons with dubious snacks.
Available for preorder at—wait for it—$850, the Cleaver is a small-but-mighty alternative to its massive Icebreaker sibling, and it’s certainly not cheap, but hey, are you really investing in productivity if your keyboard doesn’t make you feel like a tech wizard?
USB-C is the name of the game, and whether you’re team Windows or Mac, this beauty caters to both.
So, is it an indulgence or an investment? Perhaps a little of both, but if you’ve ever wanted to type like a boss while making the ultimate statement of aesthetic simplicity, the Cleaver is ready to chisel its way into your life.
Are you willing to fork over the cash for a keyboard that’s as much art as it is utility? Let us know your thoughts on the balancing act of beauty and functionality!
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