So, you want an Nvidia RTX 5080 or RTX 5090, huh? Well, good luck, because snagging one from a food truck isn’t as simple as ordering a taco.
Nvidia’s latest GPU launch has become the stuff of legends—think ancient myths but with fewer satyrs and more disgruntled gamers. We’re talking about what some are calling a ‘paper launch.’ Blink, and you’ll miss the chance to buy one; they sell out faster than free pizza at a LAN party.
But fear not, brave tech adventurer! If you’re willing to brave the GTC 2025 Conference, there’s a sliver of hope. Nvidia is treating attendees to a limited stock of these coveted GPUs directly from their mobile Gear Store. Yes, you heard it right—a food truck loaded with GPUs! But be warned: first, you’ll need to cough up around $1,145 for a conference ticket to get in on this exclusive taco-truck action.
So, if you’re dreaming of ultra-settings in your favorite games, prepare to dine on overpriced tacos (or at least pay hefty conference fees) to get your hands on that sweet tech. Just remember: it’s not just about the GPU; it’s about the journey (and the iffy food truck cuisine).
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